Tipping...

My friend Claire shared a weird story with me this weekend.  We were reminiscing about classmates of ours in law school.  She recalled that at a party, one straight-laced gal was describing how she and her boyfriend were keeping their virginity until marriage. They'd been dating for 5 years.  In all seriousness, the classmate said she and her boyfriend maintained their virginity by "tipping".  As everyone wondered what tipping cows did to keep a person virtuous, she began to explain that her boyfriend merely put his "tip" in when they were fooling around. 

I thought this was hysterical.  Way to skirt the line. 

I'm sure their parents would be so proud.