I have no time for a cohesive post, so here is some rambling...

1. Is there a way to block any show in which Janice Dickinson makes an appearance?  If I hear her say she's the world's first supermodel one more time, I will hunt her plastic highness down.
2. I've been glued to the television for Hurrican Katrina coverage, and know there will be thousands and thousands of people affected by its destruction, but I really have to take a moment and ponder Chris Matthews capacity for exaggeration when he claims the Hurricane is "Noah's Ark ALL OVER AGAIN!" 
3. Finally, HOW HUMORLESS do you have to be to call for a disclaimer to this post?  Please, please someone tell me when it became the obligation of a writer to warn their readers that they may inject their writing with sarcasm or humor.
   

Comments

[chris]

I am SOOOO with you on point #1! That woman drives me up the wall . . . and I'm very sorry, but Twiggy was the first supermodel. And before about a month ago, I'd never even HEARD of Janice Dickinson. So there.

[tortoiseshelly]

I can't stand the woman. I was flipping through the channels the other night and saw her trying to get it on with Jose Canseco on The Surreal Life. I think I may have I blacked out and hit my head at that point, because the next thing I heard was Omarosa saying that she wanted a piece of Jose, too.

By the way, I heard Janice got fired from America's Next Top Model and is being replaced by none other than TWIGGY!! I love it!