What would we do, baby, without us?

Imagine, if you will, that you've had a hard day at work.  You're really tired and talking to your significant other while getting ready for bed.  In a surprising turn of events, you suddenly find yourself a contestant in the First Ever Michael J. Fox-Off.  To wit: 

Me: "C'mon, Mallory.  You can come visit your two-timing boyfriend while I interview at Princeton."

Jeff: "Hey, Skippy!"

Me: "See, Jen and Andy, this is exactly why I joined the Young Republicans."

Jeff: "Are you telling me you built a time machine out of a DeLorean?"

Me: "Why do you keep calling me Calvin?"

After that, we basically just stared at each other, repeating "Flux Capacitor" and "Mallory," before having a short-lived conversation about the disappearance of Tina Yothers.

The excitement of my life just wears me out sometimes...